三 老而不死谓之贼,老而不死谓之妖(1 / 2)

终极修神路 红尘百年 1978 字 2022-04-27

杨凡闻着罗虎晒着的钱上面传来的阵阵臭味,背转身啐了一口:妈的,倒霉,遇到这么个土老冒!

不过有总好过无,四百臭的就四百臭的吧,把最烂最臭的那两张分给张老二,不管怎么说,这钱已经是稳稳妥妥的了,没理由不要吧!——杨凡如是想着。

陶小白在不远处都看了个清楚,似乎已经看到罗虎一干二净在大街上流浪的模样了!忽然想起在火车上,罗虎曾经掏了一个鸡蛋出来给他吃,傻傻的样子,现在回想起来,倒是有些感动。

想着想着,心里忽然就一阵冲动,把身上的背包紧紧系了系,接着就浑然不顾的直冲了过去。

罗虎正在晒着四张百元钞票,杨凡捏着鼻子在一边,作戏的张老二还没返来。

陶小白的忽然这一刹那间冲了出来,把两人都吓了一跳!

陶小白一把抓起罗虎的手说:“罗虎,快跑!”

罗虎傻傻的问:“为什么要跑?”认得是在火车上坐在自己旁边的小伙子。

陶小白一急,用力一拖罗虎的手,却如是拖了一条系在桥墩上的铁链,纹丝不动,情急之下,弯腰一把把地上罗虎晒的钱抓起来就跑。

这一下罗虎急了,撒腿就追。

到嘴的兔肉岂能让它飞了!虽然有点臭,可也不能任由这两个不认识的乡下小子给自己耳光,自己可是火车站的地头蛇啊,传了出去以后这脸往哪儿搁?

杨凡拨腿就追,边追边掏出手机打张老二的电话,叫他赶紧过来追人!

陶小白幸好体力还不错,在学校还曾拿过五千米长跑亚军,这可不是虚的,急急一阵跑后,侧身一看,好家伙!

罗虎扛着他那袋大袋子正吭哧吭哧的紧跟着他,没拉下半步,两眼虎视着他!

陶小白呵呵一笑,喘了喘气,杨凡同那个张老二被甩了个无影无踪,刚好又到了一个天桥下面,于是就蹲下来歇气。

罗虎站着身子指着陶小白,虎虎的问:“你为啥抢了俺的钱?”

陶小白把手里的钱还给他,笑笑说:“罗虎啊罗虎,傻小子,那两个不是你表哥派来的,是骗子,骗你钱的!”

罗虎一怔,接了钱就往内衣袋里面塞,嘀咕着:“他们不是我哥叫来的?你怎么知道?”

陶小白挠了挠头,遇到了这种叫横劲的傻小子,又没等到真相大白时才出手,一时间不知道应该怎样解悉才好,其实就算等到了真相大白时,怕又是拿不回来这四百块钱了。

天桥下一堆垃圾旁边的一个大纸皮箱子里传来一个老翁翁的声音叫道:“叫啥叫,吵了老不死的梦,赔四百块钱来!”

陶小白和罗虎都是一怔,转过头去,只见那纸箱里钻出来一个衣衫佝偻叫化老头,之所以叫他老头,主要是看他发须皆白,想来年纪也不小了,要真看清楚他面容,还真不简单——老头一脸都是圬污,哪里分得清是脸皮还是泥土!

罗虎问:“老头,你咋知道我有四百块?”

“因为我是神仙!“老头指指天,又指指地,说:“天知地知,你知我知!”

“我知道啦!”罗虎居然说了一句跟他形像不符的话来,“我刚刚自己说了我有四百块钱的!”

老头哼了哼,道:“你说了吗?”说着又指着罗虎的编织袋说:“你袋子里还有五十个煮熟的蛋,其中三十一个是鸡蛋,十九个是鸭蛋,你信不信?”

“不信!”罗虎咧着嘴说,“老头,你可别想骗俺的钱,俺力气大得很,想骗俺的人,俺都会把他的蛋蛋捏碎!”

陶小白当然也不信,不过这老叫化子的确与别的叫化子不同,别的叫化子只会要钱,这老头倒是会编些花样出来。

老头呵呵一笑,指着罗虎的袋子说:“打开数数不就知道了?”

罗虎呼呼的扔下袋子,打开口,把袋子里的熟蛋全都拿了出来,一五一十的数了数了起来,黄色的是鸡蛋,白色的是鸭蛋,数到后来却张开了嘴合不扰来!

黄色的鸡蛋正好是三十一个,白色的鸭蛋恰好十九个,是碰巧还是老头真是个非凡的人?

陶小白心里一跳!难不成自己要找的,远在天边,却近在眼前?

老头不理他两,抓了一个鸡蛋,“嚓”的一下在地下敲碎了,然后拨开蛋壳,接着扔进嘴里,三下两下嚼了嚼便咽了下去,闭上眼好半天才回味道:“鸡蛋的味道真好!”

“真有那么好?”罗虎有点怀疑,又捡了一个鸭蛋递给老头,说:“那再尝尝鸭蛋,俺家是农村的,别的不多,就这鸡鸭多,俺吃蛋都吃得快吐了,你这么想吃,就多吃两个吧,反正俺还多着呢!”

老头接过鸭蛋,拨开蛋壳后却是一小口一小口的慢慢尝了起来,与刚才的狼吞虎咽却又截然相反。

陶小白倒越是越来觉得这老头透着古怪,试探的问了下:“老伯,你姓什么?今年多大啦?住哪里啊?”

“我?”老头摸了摸乱蓬蓬的胡须发碴,说:“我姓什么呢,我是谁呢?……我多大了?”想了想,扳着手指一五一十的数了下,接着道:“一千一百三十八了吧,不对不对,要过年了,现在是二零一零年,应该是一千一百三十九岁了,我都记不得我的名字了,你们要叫,就叫我老不死吧,唉,也不知道啥时候会死!”

这一下连罗虎都“扑哧”一下笑出口来:“老不死?呵呵,有姓老的么?哎呀,笑死人了,有人能活到一千一百三十九岁的?老头,你骗鬼吧,要是能活到一千一百三十九岁,那就不是人了,再说,如果你有这能耐,又怎么会穷到做叫化子,睡天桥啊?”

谁说罗虎就是傻子了?

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